Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Live Sex Show...

So I left Brussels in the early AM...had the pleasure to watch this snooty traveller woman have a complete meltdown at the hotel because her cab was 1 minute late and she was going to be late for her bus to her airplane...hint; plan better, stupid...The train ride was all sleep filled...got to Amsterdam at 900AM and drank beer and hung out until Logan and Krista arrived...Once they got here we wandered around, checked out the"coffee" shops..whereby you look at a menu and buy whatever smoke you need...but no alcohol in coffee shops so I drank...coffee...Anyway, Krista and Logan had a monster travel day so they napped for three and I wandered around in the rain...After this we started our fun, fun night of drinking and such...Went for a great Spanish meal..I had paella, Krista had shrimp (shocking) and Logan had Garlic chicken..we had wine and bread and oil and it was excellent...we then went to a variety of bars and then to a live sex show...it opened with a stripper who dragged some dude on stage to pull a long ribbon from her nether regions, then the next stripper did some dancing and pulled a guy on stage, took off his shirt, layed him on the stage and stuck a marker in her wahoo dilly and wrote "the end" on his chest, for the finale some German looking dude in a cape and another stripper came on stage and had sex...the whole time NO CONDOM...crazy, but I think there are high standards and health inspections here anyway...the whole thing was theatrical rather than sexy...After this we went and found one of the few bars open past 2.00AM..so we drank as long as we could, had more food, and crashed...Love that my sister and Logan are here; but I miss my brohim...

2 comments:

Hali said...

Ahh so was the show worth it.... did you get a banana show too or what... nothing for Krista?

Jeffrey Greening said...

no actually the show was lame, but that's what I expected...